I know their writers wanted to keep current with the whole “micro-dosing” phenom, but c’mon. Trump America is like dropping way too much acid and having a really weird, “the door just melted” two-day tripping of the balls, as the kids used to be saying.
Do for sure love this show and hope that everyone has the opportunity to see it. You think CBS, and you think: “I’m cool with m’ bunny ears, right?”
Only to find out that it’s a little pay-per-view kind of CBS super-prime thing. That “Nobody’s Above the Law” cartoon is something no one should miss.
Trump lies ebb and flow like the tides. When he was caught in IMAX terrorizing little children and stealing babies right out of mothers’ arms, he couldn’t stand the heat. Instead of owning his heartlessness, he just lied about it and said,
“Well, I’d never. It was the Democrats, duh. Nancy Pelosi and George Soros eat babies, you know, right?”
I know that everyone’s heard about various soldiers in Trump’s SS contradicting this. Heard them bragging about how torturing them is a campaign to make other brown foreigners think twice about trying to come to the good ol’ U S of A.
This article is good because it puts all of them in one place.
Trump says separation isn’t his policy. Here are all the times his team said it was. NBC –> https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/trump-says-separation-isn-t-his-policy-here-are-all-n884616
Justin and Donald. Backstory in a nutshell: Trump announced new tariffs against Canada. Said they were justified because 9-11. Oh, because national security. That’s just dumb as shit, but, that wasn’t all. Oh no, that wasn’t all. Trump and top aides assailed Trudeau as a “weak” and dishonest” back-stabber who deserves a place in hell because Trudeau dared say that Canada might return fire if fired upon.
So, trump put his big boy pants on, jumped into Air Force One, and took a big ol’ crap in them, almost like it was on command. And, Bill Maher reacted in kind. Hats off and mad, mad props to his staff. This is their parody of the 1960’s Highlights Magazine feature, Goofus and Gallant.
It was a cartoon series for kids that taught them how to not be an asshole.
New day. New archetypes. New Goofus. Bill Maher delivers. Meet:
Justin and Donald.
You get the gist. Enjoy:
And you have to end the bit with a swipe at Melania. Because she is effing complicit with EVERYTHING the douchebag pretend king has done. You could say, a mail order FECKLESS CUNT (we love you, Samantha Bee).
By the way, in case you missed the “feckless cunt” episode, Samantha Bee had some much deserved criticism for Ivanka Trump for tweeting a sweet photo of her loving her little daughter on the same day it broke that her father was in charge of tearing little children from the arms of mothers by the thousands. From her show:
“Ivanka Trump, who works at the White House, chose to post the second most oblivious tweet we’ve seen this week,” Bee said. “You know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad’s immigration practices you feckless cunt!”
Right wing echo chamber media led by FOX News loudly chanted in uniform that this equated somehow to the racist vomit that Roseanne Barr spit up all over herself — that Samantha Bee should be fired like Barr. Read all about it:
Doesn’t need an intro, really, but an article about how much of a sham the whole thing was can’t hurt.
And, of course, Bill laying out what it really was.
I subscribe to the White House’s Twitter feed only because I still remember how great President Obama’s Tweets once were.
Today, I logged into Twitter and walked right into this fart. Kristjen Nielsen — the Clearwater, FL trailer girl named to sound white enough to be straight from their Nordic roots — got busy justifying the Trump Administration’s kidnapping and holding innocent children as hostages for MY tax dollars.
Here’s a nice Magnana Mouse blog about Trump’s belief that only Democrats can come in and fix his EVIL party’s EVIL child hostage crisis. the blog that lets king dumbass know that indeed, we’re coming to clean up his mess in November.
Trump: “I hate this horrible Democrat law. If the Democrats want to change it, they can do it, because even though my Trump Republicans have majorities in the House and the Senate, it is going to take Democrats to come to the table and make a change.”
Yes, you “feckless cunt,” you have stumbled upon the first true statement out your sphincter hole of a lying mouth of yours: It will take Democrats to make a change.
And, we’re coming, asshole. Listen for the battering ram come knockin’ in November. Democrats will be going ahead and making these changes. There will be no more ICE behaving like Nazi SS soldiers ripping children from their mothers’ arms.
There will be no more concentration camps and travel bans;
There will be no more nuking the Environmental Protection Agency;
No more shredding every protection we have from predatory banks;
There will be no more legislative cover for greed-saturated, lobbyist-fueled corporate shells and grifting Trump-Republican politician thieves currently loose in the hen house.
The wave is coming, you shameful, half-witted Russian stooge. Your time out of a dingy little cell is about done with. Just like Paul Manafort, your bail is soon to be revoked. And, no, the rest of your Reich doesn’t get to pick up where your fat ass left off. Sorry, VP “pray the gay away,” you’re not on deck. You’re struck out before you ever get up to bat.
This Stalin quote was a still from the 2nd episode of the new adaptation of 3 Days of the Condor. The show is on AT&T’s Audience network (home of Kingdom), it my be hard to find, but it’s worth the effort.
AT&T Network –> http://start.att.net/exclusive/audience/condor
I added the photo of Trump in mid-appeasement with his little-sister Reich from tough cookie-Korea. Seemed fitting, the company our president is keeping.
Here’s to looking forward to Trump’s next “New-Axis” summit. With Putin. No shit. American media reports on trump gleefuly blurting out that he demands a private summit with Putin this summer:
And Russian Media reports that a date has already been confirmed. Of course Trump and Putin would give TASS the scoop.
TASS –> https://stevendmused.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/tass-trump-putin-summit.jpg (This link is to a screen capture of the TASS article. Magnana Mouse doesn’t distribute terrorist web links)
Well, it looks like poor goombah Mikey Cohen’s attempt to gag his tormentor from going on the teevee and making him look dumb. I was wondering if a judge duct taped Avenatti up and put him to sleep with the fishes.
Then, Lawrence O’Donnell came on while I was eating dinner.
Yeah, it was as funny to the poor judge as it was to me.
Mikey, if you don’t want to be prosecuted on RICO action, ya might want to not be acting like a wannabe mobster who never got made.
NBC –> https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/judge-declines-order-avenatti-stop-talking-about-cohen-case-n883816https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/judge-declines-order-avenatti-stop-talking-about-cohen-case-n883816
One of America’s most iconic companies goes full #MeToo and gets #WOKE.
Full #BIGLY even.
With one HR announcement, General Motors joins Hershey as the only two Fortune 500 companies to employ both female CEO (chief executive officer) and CFO (chief financial officer) in their elite C-suites. Mary Bara has been GM’s CEO since 2014. On Wednesday, they announced the hiring of Dhivya Suryadevara as their CFO.
To be clear, Donald Big Boy met with a dangerous dictator yesterday. There was most certainly a photo op. There is no doubt about that.
But, it was not some official end to a war. It was no deal tight like the Iran Deal that douchebag ripped up like the ignorant douchebag he is.
Nope. It was a big bag of PR bullshit and a re-alignment of what were once loosely-define as the Axis versus the Allied powers. Trump castigated and attacked our closest and oldest allies:
Trump says he’ll punish ‘the people of Canada’ because of Trudeau’s news conference [Toronto Star] –>> https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2018/06/12/we-just-shook-hands-trump-confused-by-trudeaus-pushed-around-comment-after-g7-summit.html
What was necessary in ANY kind of nuclear deal was all of four parts of any deal like this. Trump did not meet even the most basics of negotiating even a beginning of a discriminant treaty. You know, how it was done by our last legitimate President? When we negotiated and actually signed an actual goddamn Nuclear deal.
Enjoy a little Bill Maher and John Heilmann laying out the obvious reality that Donald Trump may be a U.S. president, but he is certainly not performing in any way like a U.S. President. We have to come to terms with the reality that a coup of the U.S. government was run on our government by the Russian Intelligence service with Donald Trump’s idiot help.