I had a premonition come to me in a dream the other night. I saw a day come where I am arrested for draining my thing all up on Donald Trump’s grave.
Of course, Trump sure as heck wasn’t buried in Arlington, so I didn’t have to debase myself urinating there – it’s how I realized it was a premonition and not a nightmare.
I found myself standing in the lobby of Trump Tower. There I was in a Hilton Hotels robe, pissing all over the granite floor of Trump Tomb.