Trump Tweets in his Big Boy Pants Again

Trump Big Boy Pants Tweets WP COPY

Published in Magnana Mouse

Trump haz a sad.  His hapless Republican party passed a little 5-day stay of execution for our government.  They passed a bill that keeps parks open and lights on for five whole days.  And, to do it, they had to omit any mention of funding a stupid wall.

It funds Planned Parenthood.

It doesn’t gut healthcare.

It’s basically a huge loss for King Douche — the negotiator.

So, of course he tweeted like a 13 year-old who has to wear a helmet on the special little bus.

First, he shows off that he knows how a bill moves through the Senate.  Or, doesn’t:

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Then, President Baby-hands tells us how we might fix it.  Like, how you fix a dog:Trump Tweet 2

He really told us.

So, Twitter kind of told him.  And, sources say he didn’t appreciate it.

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First, Mike Williams comes in with a shot across his humanist bow.  Maybe King Dumbass just didn’t know how much a government shutdown will hurt every American.

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Sure, that’s it.  He’ll see that and realize the cruel err of his ways.

Hahahaha.  Ha.

So, he quickly came back with another angle:  Shame him by letting him know that he’s sounding more like America’s enemies than Captain America:

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Nice try.  Mike wasn’t paying attention when Trump vied for most vile Authoritarian of the year like it was a 3-point contest.

So, Charles Blamesco came in and dropped the mic explaining to the baby-handed freak of inbreeding that the way he goes about going about is how every bond villain has exited stage left since Ian Flemming went big screen:

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It’s funny, but it should rightly scare the bejesus out of you.  Trump is attacking the Judicial branch of government and is trying to minimize the ability of the legislature to more than rubber-stamp his executive orders.

Making them all no more than Reich commanders.

He really expects to become King of America.


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