Pretty Lindsey Flails in Idiot Pants

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I hear that sweet little Lindsey Graham has an amendment to the super-secret Nazi “Kill  the black guy’s healthcare law” bill ready to shiny-penny it past his naive base.  He’s rumored to be ready to offer free bags of Skittles for all the Rainbows in his district if they’ll be cool with losing their healthcare.

Skittles are expensive, but he has to placate the gay following Trump’s attack on the “T” from the mighty LGBT who are / were serving in the US military. 

I’m being sarcastic and just plain silly, but there’s nothing of any serious merit to ANYTHING the Nazis are trying to shove up our tailpipes with this aggravated rape of a bill.

The New Statesman –>  http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/health/2017/07/no-time-civility-towards-republicans-even-john-mccain

I heard he just called the latest “skinny bill” his Reich has proposed as a fraud.  A fraud he would go ahead and vote for.  As long as the NOBLE congress pinkie swears they’ll create an extra-legislative council of some sort to not pass  it and work on a brand new one, or some stupid BS.

Donald Douche is Disappointed (VIDEO)

After SEVEN years of endless attempts to UNDO the Affordable Care Act, that has brought affordable health insurance to dozens of millions of Americans, FINALLY, the Nazi Party of Republican America finally has not only insurmountable majorities in our House and our Senate . . . they have their very own president who can sign the death warrant where the scary black guy kept vetoing their BS into the ground.

Yet, their heartlessness failed MISERABLY as Trump commanded them to slash and burn.

Now, Donald Trump, our illegitimate, bigoted, misogynist, compulsive lying, serial sex-offending president haz a sad.

Him DISAPPOINTED.  Sing along as you shed some tears for him.

Schumer Calls Out SUPER-SHADY Republican Senators

Dem ACA Schumer Speech Header WPThe biggest news right now isn’t the monumentally epic Russian Spy US government takeover story.  Nope.  What’s going on in the shadows is even more frightening.

The video below shows Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer sounded the alarm speaking in Senate chambers today.  Following is Chris Hayes explaining exactly what Mitch McConnel is doing, with the help of Andrew Slavitt, the recently “recent” administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.

Here is a Washington Post article about the shady dealings, and below it, the video.

WAPO –>  https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2017/06/13/how-the-republican-coward-caucus-is-about-to-sell-out-its-own-constituents-in-secret/

 

The Biggest Bribe in US History

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King Dumbass just became a full subsidiary of King Salman of Saudi Arabia. He went from HATING Islamic Terrorists to kissing their king’s ring and accepting $20 BILLION that will go to his private corporations to (not) do work on American infrastructure. NOW Trump is a billionaire. Biggest bribe in human history. Lock this MF and his entire Reich up NOW.

If you missed that, lemme repeat it:

Donald Trump just accepted a $20 Billion bribe from the king of the country that took down the twin towers, killing 3,000 American citizens. $20 BILLION to be laundered through US corporations under the guise of government contracts to improve American infrastructure.

CNN MONEY –> http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/21/news/companies/saudi-arabia-blackstone-deal/index.html

Trump Tweets in his Big Boy Pants Again

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Trump haz a sad.  His hapless Republican party passed a little 5-day stay of execution for our government.  They passed a bill that keeps parks open and lights on for five whole days.  And, to do it, they had to omit any mention of funding a stupid wall.

It funds Planned Parenthood.

It doesn’t gut healthcare.

It’s basically a huge loss for King Douche — the negotiator.

So, of course he tweeted like a 13 year-old who has to wear a helmet on the special little bus.

First, he shows off that he knows how a bill moves through the Senate.  Or, doesn’t:

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Then, President Baby-hands tells us how we might fix it.  Like, how you fix a dog:Trump Tweet 2

He really told us.

So, Twitter kind of told him.  And, sources say he didn’t appreciate it.

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First, Mike Williams comes in with a shot across his humanist bow.  Maybe King Dumbass just didn’t know how much a government shutdown will hurt every American.

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Sure, that’s it.  He’ll see that and realize the cruel err of his ways.

Hahahaha.  Ha.

So, he quickly came back with another angle:  Shame him by letting him know that he’s sounding more like America’s enemies than Captain America:

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Nice try.  Mike wasn’t paying attention when Trump vied for most vile Authoritarian of the year like it was a 3-point contest.

So, Charles Blamesco came in and dropped the mic explaining to the baby-handed freak of inbreeding that the way he goes about going about is how every bond villain has exited stage left since Ian Flemming went big screen:

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It’s funny, but it should rightly scare the bejesus out of you.  Trump is attacking the Judicial branch of government and is trying to minimize the ability of the legislature to more than rubber-stamp his executive orders.

Making them all no more than Reich commanders.

He really expects to become King of America.

Trump Nukes Flyover America

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A NOT FAKE NEWS ALERT:

If you depend on any kind of rail to commute, or even if  you fly regional, Trump is sacrificing your ability to travel to profit the super-wealthy.  The Trump White House budget cuts $2.4 billion from transportation.   Amtrack:  Cut completely.  That devastates 23 states — the sole mode of travel for 144.6 million Americans.

“It’s ironic that Trump’s first budget proposal undermines the very communities whose economic hardship and sense of isolation from the rest of the country helped propel him into office.  These working class communities—many of them located in the Midwest and the South—were tired of being treated like ‘flyover country.’ But by proposing the elimination of Amtrak’s long distance trains, the Trump Administration does them one worse, cutting a vital service that connects these small town economies to the rest of the U.S. These hard-working, small town Americans don’t have airports or Uber to turn to; they depend on these trains.” 
~Jim Mathews, President of the National Association of Rail Passenger (NARP)

New York and Chicago Railroad –> http://www.nychicagorr.org/220-Cities-Losing-All-Passenger-Train-Service-per-Trump.html