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King Dumbass gathered his Reich around himself and had them all tongue-kiss his ring. The most unintentionally-hilarious thing to ever pretend to be not-banana-republic maybe ever.
And, seriously, how is Saturday Night Live going to survive if Democratic pols run their own skits so live, they’re almost real-time.
C’mon. Think of the children. Of the writers.
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Seriously, though, what is up with Blake Farenthold’s (Jezebel) teeth? After listening to him grunt like a pig in support of Trump’s bigotry-saturated Russia support, I can understand his support in Texas.
But, his pig-slop stained, rotting teeth I just don’t get. I get how his teeth are rotting, because he’s a disgusting pig and preaches against dental science. But, his mouth is disgusting. Who lets this fat bag of crap kiss their baby and how the HELL did he get elected to lead ANYONE?
Eww. C’mon, Texas, it’s got to be possible to do better than this. Chrissake.
I can’t imagine anyone working in law enforcement turning down what has got to be the pinnacle of any of their life’s work.
It’s like: “what would Donald have to do for to his fat ass to make me refuse to kick him square in it?”
Oh yeah, crap his pants. Again. Trump did the equivalent of crapping the FBI’s pants. It’s exactly like that.
Following advice, potential FBI chiefs steer clear of job under Trump
(Reuters) –> http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-fbi-idUSKCN18C2PI
This isn’t much a bit of mucha thang. Just a couple defamatory LULZ posters of King Dumbass (BELOW). So much news of the ridiculous, one bit after the next like a neverending lightning round. Expecting *someone* to off this chump.
Some crazy coal miner who figured out he completely got conned.
Some poor white dude with a now-dead kidney-failed wife who just figured out Obamacare was just a nickname for the affordable care act.
A fed up black feminist Christian just DISGUSTED that this guy is such a sickening disappointment.
Some career Intelligence agent doing EVERYONE a favor (hopefully under orders).
Maybe a n angry Sunni Muslim in Saudi Arabia as the Secret Service kind of looks away to cough (because there’s a lot of dust in Arab lands).
Well, all I got is a couple Means. They’re mean memes. LULZ posters. Just enjoy the gigglez. You’ll find they’re worth gold — these laughs — as the Trump noose tightens around your neck.
Sure I’ll find a good Putin one a minute after I click “publish,” but until I do, enjoy King Ding Dong as Long Jong Dung:
Srsly, if you find a good Putin one for the collection, here, comment it and I’ll put it up in Magnana Mouse (Facebook). Make ya famous 🙂
Tomorrow night is a stellar one for SNL. Melissa McCarthy — who plays Sean Spicer brilliantly — hosts the episode. So, a lot more of Melissa.
For those who don’t remember, she isn’t always a less impish Sean Spicer. As can be appreciated in this lovely promo that NBC got Lorne Michaels to do. Which I am sure they are a million x grateful:
And, in a brilliant move, SNL had McCarthy saddle up the ol’ podium and give it a spin around the streets in front of 30 Rock. Of course, it was phone-cam’d proper. I have a feeling SNL filmed it too, and we’ll be seeing it in a Saturday skit.
And, you didn’t think that was going to be all, did you? It’s not.
In another promo for the show, NBC released edits of an interview between Melissa McCarthy and Vanessa Bayer:
Well, congrats to Emmanuel Macron. To Democracy. And, to Western Civilization as a whole.
You all know about centrist Emmanuel Macron defeating Trump’s Fascist Party ally Marine Le Pen, and how he’s already helping his liberal legislative allies bolster numbers to cement their victory.
CNN –> http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/08/europe/france-emmanuel-macron-election/
In France, the celebration for Macron’s victory was molten excitement like the celebration at the fact that Marine Le Pen and her Fascist dirtbag reich are again relegated to the shadows.
I didn’t write this to pretend to break any news.
I just came to share a celebratory tribute video to Emmanuel Macron and the heroic people who stood up as one and saved the world. It’s the Brazilian version of the Macarena with clips of the French electorate dancing in the streets.
Anyone who knows me knows I am no fan of Chuck Todd. But, I have to give it to him today. On his daily Meet the Press on MSNBC, some random guest said about the Comey firing: “I know you’re going to have a huge segment on this on your Sunday show . . .”
Chuck Todd immediately snapped back: “Well, we still have 17 news cycles to get through, so . . .”