Advise and Contempt

Madam Secretary - Madeline Powell Hillary First Frame STILL 2This is new. Former office holders rarely, if ever, participate in fictional portrayals of politics on Television programs.  But, hen you have a reality show con artist as your illegitimate President, you have to fight battles in the theaters (punny, eh?) he drags his troops into.

Here, Madeleine Albright, Colin Powell, and our legitimate President, Hillary Clinton appear in groundbreaking cameos to advise the current Secretary of State how to confront . . . the foes who attacked the White House.

The story wasn’t about Trump and his Russian handlers.  Not really.  But, the story seems to have been written so that these three could deliver a public service announcement to our Resistance to the Trump-Russian-Republican coup that is playing out in real life just out of view of the show.

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“Grab ’em” Seminar Tix Selling Like Hotcakes [VID]

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Now that the U.S. Supreme Court is comfortably hostile to women; now that Republicans have forced through a drunken, angry, hyper-partisan, lying accused rapist on as the majority vote, “Grab ’em” seminars are all the rage.

Women are quite officially “breeder stock” and are no more than property.  It’s good that men can learn to grab random womens’ “pussies” with pro techniques so’s not to injure their fingers, hands, or arms.

Tickets are only $319, with proceeds being split between the Trump for President campaign, the Ku Klux Klan, and the NRA.

 

Texas Board of Voter Suppression Bans HRC and that Nasty Hellen Keller From History Books

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We’ll all be tempted to return the favor and emulate the childish BS behavior that the Texas board of voter suppression / book burning has done here to the historic record.

Texas board votes to eliminate Hillary Clinton, Helen Keller from history curriculum

Dallas Morning News  –>  https://www.dallasnews.com/news/education/2018/09/14/history-curriculum-texas-remembers-alamo-forgets-hillary-clinton-helen-keller

As the long and UNFORGIVING arm of the law deposes, tries, and likely enough executes him, it will be our natural inclination to delete EVERY pro-Russia policy and poisonous fruit judicial agent he and the Republican party has confirmed. We can’t just purge his memory from our system, though. We have to remember FOREVER this shame, so it may NEVER happen again. Like Germany was forced to endure HITLER’S legacy. Hillary’s memory will endure some douchebag REPUBLICANS’ Nazi book burning BS.

Belee dat, son.

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The Daily Tape-drop

This is some crafty editing of BREAKING News screen grabs from MSNBC from the Morning Joe with sprinklings from various MSNBC news shows during the day.  Set over some great music playlist.

Not to toot her horn, but it’s done by Dizzy Denizen.  She’s an author and screenwriter.  What she’s known for is what happens long before the editing happens.  This is a hobby she learned to impress her sister, who is a film editor.  Skills like this run in the family, because she picked this one up in short time.

Thanks, Diz.

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Few people know what’s actually going on. The rest of us are unhappy spectators.
I suppose we could wean ourselves off the news, but how would we know just how crazy the next event would be, and — would it affect us all?
Reality Bites

In this corner —

And the beat goes on …

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That Time When the U.S. Became More Ridiculous than Hogan’s Heroes

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The other day, the monosyllabic Kansas trailer park Congressman chosen by trump to be his CIA stooge before being transferred into his job as our pretend Secretary of State got his dumb on.

He was shipped back to North Korea to try managing them as a bunch or “slant-eyed assets.”  His aide explained to him what an “asset” was before he left, according to Pompeo’s twitter feed.  It was apparent to readers that he was proud to use a new 2-syllable word. 

Anyway, Pompeo knew he had to be on top of his game.  He had a BIGLY handshake and a grand, oversized notecard-in-a-frame to hopefully sign.

Just like daddy did.

Of course, Pompeo came across like the ignorant clown he is, and the North Koreans chided both him and trump as soon as he was out of Korean airspace. 

New York Times  –>  https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/07/world/asia/mike-pompeo-north-korea-pyongyang.html

And, that’s completely understandable.  Sad, and angering to see any country — let alone North Korea — treating America like that.  But, can they be blamed?  I mean, while I ABHOR the Dick Cheney, I took some comfort knowing that when he was anywhere with anyone he inspired a good quivering.  His counterparts around the globe knew there was some REAL fire in the room shooting from his demonic snout-holes.

 

Even the little Kim Jung Juniors that Pompeo was allowed to keep company with could recognize a turd in a punch bowl.  They recognized trump’s envoy as the  court jester he is after a casual glance at his comical mug.  They saw clear as mom’s spring-cleaned windows that the trump Reich are their inferiors.  They KNOW they consistently out-class, out-maneuver, and out-think all of them.

And, you know that China’s Intelligence is prepping Jong Un’s team.  We are being represented by some real colonel Klink slapstick blitzkrieg morons. We’re out-classed by dregs of the world.

That makes US dreggier than the dregs

Until we rid the U.S. of trump and his entire Reich, we don’t stand a chance.  God help us.

#RESIST  #GOTV  #BLUEWAVE  #FLIPCONGRESS

When He Opens His Mouth

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Trump lies ebb and flow like the tides.  When he was caught in IMAX terrorizing little children and stealing babies right out of mothers’ arms, he couldn’t stand the heat.  Instead of owning his heartlessness, he just lied about it and said,

“Well, I’d never.  It was the Democrats, duh.  Nancy Pelosi and George Soros eat babies, you know, right?”

I know that everyone’s heard about various soldiers in Trump’s SS contradicting this.  Heard them bragging about how torturing them is a campaign to make other brown foreigners think twice about trying to come to the good ol’ U S of A.

This article is good because it puts all of them in one place.

Trump says separation isn’t his policy. Here are all the times his team said it was. NBC  –>  https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/trump-says-separation-isn-t-his-policy-here-are-all-n884616

Justin and Donald

Justin and Donald.  Backstory in a nutshell:  Trump announced new tariffs against Canada.  Said they were justified because 9-11.  Oh, because national security.  That’s just dumb as shit, but, that wasn’t all.  Oh no, that wasn’t all.  Trump and top aides assailed Trudeau as a “weak” and dishonest” back-stabber who deserves a place in hell because Trudeau dared say that Canada might return fire if fired upon.

Washington Post  –>  https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/canada-us-relations-at-a-low-after-trudeau-trump-trade-tiff/2018/06/14/fe23e718-6f89-11e8-b4d8-eaf78d4c544c_story.html

So, trump put his big boy pants on, jumped into Air Force One, and took a big ol’ crap in them, almost like it was on command.  And, Bill Maher reacted in kind.  Hats off and mad, mad props to his staff. This is their parody of the 1960’s Highlights Magazine feature, Goofus and Gallant.

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It was a cartoon series for kids that taught them how to not be an asshole.

New day.  New archetypes.  New Goofus.  Bill Maher delivers.  Meet:

Justin and Donald.

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You get the gist.  Enjoy:

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And you have to end the bit with a swipe at Melania.  Because she is effing complicit with EVERYTHING the douchebag pretend king has done.  You could say, a mail order FECKLESS CUNT (we love you, Samantha Bee).

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By the way, in case you missed the “feckless cunt” episode, Samantha Bee had some much deserved criticism for Ivanka Trump for tweeting a sweet photo of her loving her little daughter on the same day it broke that her father was in charge of tearing little children from the arms of mothers by the thousands.  From her show:

“Ivanka Trump, who works at the White House, chose to post the second most oblivious tweet we’ve seen this week,” Bee said. “You know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad’s immigration practices you feckless cunt!”

Right wing echo chamber media led by FOX News loudly chanted in uniform that this equated somehow to the racist vomit that Roseanne Barr spit up all over herself — that Samantha Bee should be fired like Barr.  Read all about it:

The Daily Beast   –>  https://www.thedailybeast.com/samantha-bee-tears-into-feckless-cunt-ivanka-trump

The White House Tweets Justification for Concentration Camps

I subscribe to the White House’s Twitter feed only because I still remember how great President Obama’s Tweets once were.

Today, I logged into Twitter and walked right into this fart.  Kristjen Nielsen  — the Clearwater, FL trailer girl named to sound white enough to be straight from their Nordic roots — got busy justifying the Trump Administration’s kidnapping and holding innocent children as hostages for MY tax dollars.

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Here’s a nice Magnana Mouse blog about Trump’s belief that only Democrats can come in and fix his EVIL party’s EVIL child hostage crisis.  the blog that lets king dumbass know that indeed, we’re coming to clean up his mess in November.

https://magnanamouse.wordpress.com/2018/06/18/beware-that-wave-ya-nazis/

You Need DEMS to do it? That’s Coming, Son.

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Trump: “I hate this horrible Democrat law. If the Democrats want to change it, they can do it, because even though my Trump Republicans have majorities in the House and the Senate, it is going to take Democrats to come to the table and make a change.”

Yes, you “feckless cunt,” you have stumbled upon the first true statement out your sphincter hole of a lying mouth of yours: It will take Democrats to make a change.

And, we’re coming, asshole. Listen for the battering ram come knockin’ in November. Democrats will be going ahead and making these changes. There will be no more ICE behaving like Nazi SS soldiers ripping children from their mothers’ arms.

There will be no more concentration camps and travel bans;

There will be no more nuking the Environmental Protection Agency;

No more shredding every protection we have from predatory banks;

There will be no more legislative cover for greed-saturated, lobbyist-fueled corporate shells and grifting Trump-Republican politician thieves currently loose in the hen house.

The wave is coming, you shameful, half-witted Russian stooge. Your time out of a dingy little cell is about done with. Just like Paul Manafort, your bail is soon to be revoked. And, no, the rest of your Reich doesn’t get to pick up where your fat ass left off. Sorry, VP “pray the gay away,” you’re not on deck. You’re struck out before you ever get up to bat.

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